Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
This couple is walking their pig around campus
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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