i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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