Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
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