it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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