dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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