I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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