the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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