Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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