so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Promise me that if I become one of those sad people that facebook pesters you to 'reconnect with' you'll tell me so I can delete mine and save myself the humiliation?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
Randomize
