You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I am mentally ready for anal.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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