i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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