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• (631): View more from New York

  Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin

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  Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.

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  I accept this challenge.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up

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• (954): View more from Florida

  I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  There is a contact in my phone named "Bar Mcntysu." this is why we need a third person to go out with us.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times

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• (516): View more from New York

  There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.

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• (806): View more from Texas

  No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife

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