He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
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Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.