Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.