Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
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she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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