Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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