i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
They took my balls.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
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