Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
No subtext here. People are naked.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
