her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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