I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
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Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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