How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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