ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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