Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
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they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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