Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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