marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
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