idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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