We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
The Olympian is in my bed
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Randomize