just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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