we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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