he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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