Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
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