bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
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Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
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this hospital has no fireball
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Never underestimate the power of titties
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