don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I really want to fuck that guy in the full wind breaker suit
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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