why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
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you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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