glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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