chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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