listening to techno makes your hand move faster while masterbating
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
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I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
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