Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
You left your phone here
Wait...
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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