At least make sure they are 18
Why
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
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When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
three of my fingers are bleeding and the only thing on my phone rn is a google search of 'Allison Janney'
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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