So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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