He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
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note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
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Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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