Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
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I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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