i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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