There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Randomize
