Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
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I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
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This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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