You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
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Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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