so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
hahaha! you have a girlfriend
tell that to the new girl at work who i screwed on the washing machine today...
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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