Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
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