This is not my ceiling
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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