alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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