She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
So squirting runs in the family.
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My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Went to a date party without a date and had a threesome wooops
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
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My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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