So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
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Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me