ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Do you have feelings for this penis?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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