seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
What a dumb baby whore.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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