I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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