can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
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I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
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