let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
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heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
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I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
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